{"id":31,"date":"2006-01-24T20:43:41","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T01:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2006-01-25T01:44:37","modified_gmt":"2006-01-25T01:44:37","slug":"real-life-super-heroes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/real-life-super-heroes\/","title":{"rendered":"Real Life Super Heroes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the last two weeks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/columns\/index.cgi?column=litg\">Lying in the Gutters<\/a> have interviewed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/columns\/index.cgi?column=litg&#038;article=2360\">Mr. Silent<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/columns\/index.cgi?column=litg&#038;article=2366\">Doktor DiscorD<\/a> from the Justice Society of Justice &mdash; offering twice the justice of the leading competition! The good <a href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/deaconaeon\">Mr. Silent<\/a> fancies himself to be something similar to Rorschach from Alan Moore&#8217;s <em>Watchmen<\/em> and sees the pair as something similar to the droogs in <em>Clockwork Orange<\/em> (which may not be a good thing). <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/doktordiscord\">Doktor DiscorD<\/a> on the other hand does not compare himself to any literary characters, and freely admits just taking his costume from things that were laying around his home.<\/p>\n<p>Hailing from Indianapolis, the duo have not yet fought much crime, and have actually resolved situations through logic and discussion! To quote Doktor DiscorD: <q cite=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/columns\/index.cgi?column=litg&#038;article=2366\">Do you really want to shoot somebody when you&#8217;re in the center of the state capitol with cameras all over you and an undercover cop in that car behind me?<\/q> Currently, they have yet to battle a super villain. This is quite possibly a good thing, because they do not appear to have any useful powers. <abbr title=\"Mister\">Mr.<\/abbr> Silent fancies himself similar to Batman, but adds that he has the uncanny ability to spin for hours without falling down! Doktor DiscorD appears to be more of a brawler from what I&#8217;ve read.<\/p>\n<p>Considering that the Justice Society of Justice have begun to find their very own <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendID=46446285&#038;blogID=73985741\">groupies<\/a> maybe it is time that the ole POWRSURG get into the super hero business! With great power comes great boobies! And besides, it&#8217;s not like Rochester doesn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/?p=28#comment-9\">need more protection<\/a>. I could be the very next <a href=\"http:\/\/shdictionary.tripod.com\/superheroes\/speedball.html\">Speedball<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marvunapp.com\/Appendix2\/slapstick.htm\">Slapstick<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toonopedia.com\/aquaman.htm\">Aquaman<\/a>. I can manage enough daddy issues\/inner conflict to give me a good enough back story for a reason to fight for justice. That said, I don&#8217;t know how great I would look in spandex. Maybe I should pick up some armor?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the last two weeks Lying in the Gutters have interviewed Mr. Silent and Doktor DiscorD from the Justice Society of Justice &mdash; offering twice the justice of the leading competition! The good Mr. Silent fancies himself to be something similar to Rorschach from Alan Moore&#8217;s Watchmen and sees the pair as something similar to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comisc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.powrsurg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}