You Don’t Know Dick

Published on 27 Feb 2006 at 3:15 am.
Filed under Politics.

Herobuilders has released a new Dick Cheney action figure named “You Don’t Know Dick”. Cheney comes with a shotgun and spike tipped shoes and is sculpted with his classic evil grin.

Herobuilders has an array of political leaders (which, sadly, includes Jesus — who has a sound effect feature where he speaks English) such as Hilary, Bush, Blair, Giuliani, Kerry and more. In the way of non-political figures they have an anatomically correct G.I. Joe figure, an build your own “Urban Crew” group, and even custom wedding figures.